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Despots stunned as UK electorate actually votes to get rid of human rights

Despots from around the world have expressed shock as the UK electorate vote for the one party that wishes to scrap their human rights in an open and free election. At their annual gathering, leaders...

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BBC journalists get VIP tour of flagship Qatar prison

The Qatari government, keen to improve its reputation on human rights ahead of the 2020 World Cup, has allowed BBC journalists to witness its new detention arrangements at first hand. In a new era of...

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Scooby Doo kids ‘beat suspects into confession’

The crime fighting kids made famous by the Scooby Doo TV series secured false confessions through violence and intimidation according to new papers released this week. The claim has been made by...

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‘Two-weeks-in-the-sun’ clause discovered in Declaration of Human Rights

A major rethink of the nation’s finances is underway today after UN lawyers discovered a forgotten clause in the Declaration of Human Rights, enshrining forever the entitlement of all to have a...

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Mother’s question “Do you want more sprouts?” breached human rights convention

A Wakefield mother’s intense questioning about whether her son wanted some more sprouts breached the European convention on human rights a courts has confirmed. The son, Dave Jenkins, who was visiting...

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Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’

Always putting a positive spin on Brexit,  Michael Gove has insisted that citizens may soon own up to 3 little persons provided they are kept on a leash when in public areas and are registered with the...

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Theresa May’s dancing sparks international protest

The Prime Minister stunned a group of unsuspecting South African children, with physical contortions that were either the death knell of contemporary dance, the mating ritual of hippopotamus or a cry...

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Entire fake government found in China

Following hot on the heels of a fake McDonalds, fake Apple store and a fake factory making imitation plastic, the latest audacious scam has been uncovered in Bejing. World leaders were shocked to find...

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